The Last Chronicles of Planet Earth November 19, 2013 Edition written by Frank DiMora

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 The Lord showed Daniel who was going to be the last world empire to rule the world just prior to Jesus’ second coming.  God showed Daniel the last world empire would be a revived Roman Empire. In the final phase of this empire 10 kings would give all their power over to the Antichrist who leads this last days empire.  Knowing that the U.S. is not that world empire you should be looking at what would cause the decline of America since she is currently one of the world leading powers or, I should say used to be. Unlike the Antichrist to come Obama’s approval rating has fallen to its lowest level since he was elected. The world is as of late beginning to see Obama’s leadership skills are under par.  I can assure all of you who think Obama is the Antichrist the real Antichrist’s leadership won’t look anything like what you are witnessing from Obama.  The Obama health care train wreak has opened the eyes of even the Demarcates who voted for him and now wish they didn’t.  Look at the Obama rating below.

“The American public is expressing serious doubts about the implementation of the new health care law, sending President Barack Obama’s ratings to a new low, a poll released Tuesday morning by The Washington Post and ABC News finds. Obama’s approval rating is down to 42 percent, with a record 55 percent disapproving — down significantly from October, and slightly worse than his previous low point of 54 percent disapproval in late 2011. Only a third of Americans approve of Obama’s implementation of the new health care law, while 63 percent disapprove. Most don’t think Obama deliberately misled the American public when he said those who liked their policies could keep them — just 44 percent say it was an intentionally false claim. But 56 percent say that the cancellation of some existing policies represents a sign of mismanagement rather than a normal startup problem. An overwhelming majority think the requirement for all individuals to have health insurance should be delayed.” http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/19/obama-approval_n_4301696.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

If there is one thing that Obama has been good at it is helping bring down America.  Many people have been talking about the Obama agenda to cause America to decline.  There is someone who went to the same college that Obama did and took the same classes Obama took and he is telling how Obama plans to bring down the USA!  What we know for sure is that something is going to cause the U.S. to decline to make way for the revived Roman Empire.  Will Obama be the man for that Job?  As it stands now it sure looks like Obama is the man.  Before you read the report below keep in my this fact about the U.S. debt.

(CBS News) The National Debt has now increased more during President Obama’s three years and two months in office than it did during 8 years of the George W. Bush presidency. The Debt rose $4.899 trillion during the two terms of the Bush presidency. It has now gone up $4.939 trillion since President Obama took office.  The latest posting from the Bureau of Public Debt at the Treasury Department shows the National Debt now stands at $15.566 trillion. It was $10.626 trillion on President Bush’s last day in office, which coincided with President Obama’s first day.

Now that you have seen how fast Obama has put America in debt let it be known that the figures you just read about were from 2012!

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57400369-503544/national-debt-has-increased-more-under-obama-than-under-bush/

Obama says adding $4 trillion to debt is unpatriotic.

By Obama’s own words in the above video we can see just how unpatriotic really is toward the U.S.  “On March 19, 2012 this information about the U.S. debt was released. “Over the weekend, Steve Eggleston checked the latest numbers from the Treasury Department and credited me for an accurate prediction: that upon the Ides of March, President Obama reached the milestone of raising the debt by $4.93 trillion since taking office. On that day, the debt’s increase under Obama surpassed the amount it increased during George W. Bush’s two terms in office, $4.89 trillion. In other words, Obama ran up as much debt in 3.15 years as Bush ran up in eight years.http://www.nationalreview.com/campaign-spot/293809/obama-has-created-more-debt-bush-less-half-time 

Now let us get current with the debt. This news came out in Oct. of 2013.  President Obama likes to say that raising the nation’s borrowing limit “won’t add a dime” to the federal debt, but he neglects to mention that the government already has borrowed the equivalent of more than 60 trillion dimes since he took office. When Mr. Obama became president in January 2009, the total federal debt stood at $10.6 trillion. This week, it hit $16.7 trillion — an increase of 57 percent. In the same time frame under President George W. Bush, total federal debt rose 38 percent. Under President Clinton, it rose 32 percent.  http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/9/obamas-national-debt-rate-on-track-to-double/   This is one of the reasons I think Obama was allowed to be placed in office.  Remember no one is given an office unless Christ puts them in.  In this case from what I have seen so far coming from Obama I would have to say it does appear Christ has Obama in office to decline America.  Maybe Obama doesn’t realize it but it appears by what Obama is doing to the U.S. that Jesus set him up to help bring on the revived Roman Empire of which the real Antichrist will rise up from.  Add to the fact  how Obama has just about wreaked the U.S. friendship with Israel and you can make a good case of how this U.S. President is being used to help fulfill prophecy. 

Headline: What Obama and I Learned at Columbia: How to Destroy America From Within

“Remember when Geraldo opened Al Capone’s vault live on national TV? Well I’m about to solve the mystery of Obama. I’m about to break “the Obama code.” I’m about to tell you everything about the way Obama, and the people around him, really think. I’m about to rip open the true Obama plan to destroy our country. Because I was there when the plan was hatched.”

“How do I know all this? Because I was Barack Obama’s college classmate at Columbia University, Class of 1983. I was easy to recognize – the lone outspoken conservative in a class of 700 students.Everyone needs to hear my story because what Obama and I learned at Columbia explains EXACTLY what Obama is doing to America today.”

“The economy in deep decline; the disappearance of jobs; the annihilation of the middle class; the demonization of business owners; the destruction of small business with onerous regulations and taxes; the overwhelming debt and spending of out-of-control government; the millions of Americans losing their health insurance; and the unimaginable increase in dependency through welfare, food stamps, unemployment, disability, and now free health care. It’s all easily explained when you hear what Obama and I learned at Columbia.  America’s decline under Obama isn’t due to mistake, ignorance, or incompetence at the hands of a community organizer. It’s a purposeful, brilliant plan hatched at Columbia University to destroy capitalism, American exceptionalism, Judeo-Christian values, and the American Dream.” 

“It was called “Cloward-Piven,” after former Columbia professors Richard Cloward and Frances Piven. To bring down America and our capitalist system, they were taught to overwhelm the system with massive spending, entitlements and debt. That would cause the economy to collapse, wipe out the middle class, and bring Americans to their knees, begging government to save them.  It’s the exact plan Obama has been implementing. The centerpiece is Obamacare.  Obamacare isn’t about health care. It’s about bankrupting the middle class and addicting it to government dependency. It’s about redistributing wealth from the middle class and small business to Obama’s voters (the poor and unions). Its goal is to wipe out the last vestiges of middle class America, creating a two-class society: the super rich and the poor (both beholden to Obama).  Obama learned well, it’s working to perfection.  So that explains the plan. But how do you implement it? We were taught that at Columbia too.”   There is more to this story here is the link: http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/what-obama-and-i-learned-at-columbia-how-to-destroy-america-from-within/

Over the past few weeks I have posted examples of how  Obama has stabbed Israel in the back.  Examples are how Obama is still pushing to divide up Israel and how Obama via John Kerry has said don’t pay attention to what Israel says concerning Iran.  I have shown you what the Lord said He would do if you try to divide up Israel or for that matter even burden yourselves over Jerusalem as pointed out in Zechariah 12:3 where the Lord said “all that burden themselves with it shall be cut into pieces”.  Think God is sending a message to America as Obama goes against God’s plan for Israel?  “Some pregame festivities went awry when the 100-yard American flag ripped at Ralph Wilson Stadium. The giant flag was spread across the entire field during the national anthem when it tore.”  http://msn.foxsports.com/lacesout/hundred-yard-american-flag-rips-in-buffalo-during-national-anthem/  While John Kerry is trying to bring peace to the Middle East by working to divide up Israel and yes Jerusalem, the U.S. was hit by some massive storms.  I quote, “Chicago (AFP) – Residents sifted through piles of rubble Monday as they recovered from violent tornadoes that ripped through four midwestern US states, killing at least eight people and injuring dozens. An unusually powerful fall storm spawned reports of 81 twisters in Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio on Sunday along with powerful winds and heavy rain which soaked a dozen states.”  I want to warn everyone who will be reading this post that if Obama continues down the path he has gone in trying to give Jerusalem back to the PLO and, divide up Israel that the U.S. is going to face some huge natural disasters again. Read the chapter in my book called “God Curse”. 

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Get ready California because you are getting a Rare Storm!  Here is the headline: Rare Storm Pattern To Impact Southern California By End Week Into Weekend

Pacific Storm Carolyn has been officially announced here at The Southern California Weather Authority Facebook and it will impact the western forecast area (Santa Barbara/San Luis Obispo County) on Wednesday, followed by a regionwide impact east of there on Thursday into the weekend.

This is a prolonged storm system being it will get caught in a cutoff flow, which will keep it off the coast for quite sometime. This means that numerous showers and thunderstorms will be likely across the area, including strong upper divergence profiles, the strongest thus far. http://www.theweatherspace.com/2013/11/19/rare-storm-pattern-to-impact-southern-california-by-end-week-into-weekend/

Does America have a chance without God?  History should answer that question for you.  Even Israel the chosen nation when they walked away from God they paid a heavy price.  Every time Israel followed God they were given a good king to rule over them and when they turned from the Lord what happened?  God gave them a evil king to rule over them until they came back to God.  If we were comparing these types of kings with the U.S. one would have to say because the U.S. has turned from the Lord they were given a evil king to rule over them.  Over the course of the past 5 years Obama has shown us his distain for the Lord in doing the opposite of what the Lord wants from us.  I have already given you two example in that Obama wants Israel divided and, he wants Jerusalem to be given back to the PLO.  Obama has covered up the cross and it comes as no surprise that he left out an important section of the Gettysburg Address.  Guess what section?  I quote, “Washington DC talk show host Chris Plante reported today that Barack Obama omitted the words “under God” from the Gettysburg Address when reciting the great speech for a Ken Burns documentary. Burns had filmed all living presidents as well as various Hollywood personalities and luminaries to pay homage to the speech which was delivered by Abraham Lincoln 150 years ago, today. Plante broke the story on Washington DC talk radio station WMAL on his mid-morning program, “The Chris Plante Show.” WMAL reports: Curiously enough, in his version of the speech, President Barack Obama’s delivery contained an omission – in a line that every other celebrity delivered as “that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom,” the President left out the words “under God.”http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/11/19/Obama-Removes-God-From-Gettysburg-Address

While under the Obama rule our cites are falling apart!  I give you an example: “When a city is badly broken, it can be very tough to fix. Just ask Darren Green, president of a coalition of community groups in Trenton, N.J., where deep budget cuts in 2011 forced the city to lay off a third of its police force. “We’re at a place now where it’s very dangerous to walk the streets,” he said, his thoughts periodically interrupted by the distant sound of passing sirens. “The school system is dysfunctional and not working. You have young people who are robbing elders. Young people who are destroying communities. With no leadership and the community in disarray, there’s a lot of bad here.”http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/18/americas-cities-on-the-edge-the-economy-continues-to-weigh-heavy-on-the-u-s/

Here is another example: “A vote was expected to determine if a financially troubled California city will declare a fiscal emergency to avert a second federal bankruptcy filing.The Desert Hot Springs City Council was set to vote Tuesday night as the city grapples with a $6 million gap between revenues and spending. http://www.fresnobee.com/2013/11/19/3618946/calif-city-plans-vote-on-fiscal.html#storylink=cpy

Cites facing bankruptcy http://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/cities-bankruptcy-after-detroit/2013/08/06/id/519081

Headline: President Obama tramples the Constitution again, and finally there’s some outrage

Obama’s decision to suspend the employer mandate of the Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”) for a year “raises grave concerns about his understanding of the role of the executive in our system of government.” And with his epic announcement at a press conference last Thursday that he has decided to suspend the regulations that caused the termination of millions of Americans’ health insurance plans (supposedly because they were “substandard”), he was at it again. Specifically, Article II, Section 3, of the Constitution states that the president “shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed,” and McConnell emphasizes that “this is a duty, not a discretionary power. While the president does have substantial discretion about how to enforce a law, he has no discretion about whether to do so.”http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/18/president-obama-tramples-the-constitution-again-and-finally-theres-some-outrage/

Prophecy Sign: Matthew 24:7 7For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. Luke 21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.  November like October 2013 has been a busy month for big earthquakes.  I keep the red flag flying to warn you to watch and listen for the news concerning some huge quakes that are still on the way.  At few days ago I report on the 7.8 quake and today there was another one that hit Indonesia.

LOS ANGELES (LALATE) – A 6.3 magnitude Indonesia earthquake today 2013 has struck in the evening hours. An Indonesia earthquake today November 19, 2013 began moments ago. Damage assessment is pending. Officials tell news that a 6.3 magnitude Indonesia earthquake today 2013 began just after 10:32 PM local time. The quake had a moderate depth however. Officials tell news that the quake was forty miles below sea level. As a result the quake was felt across the immediate vicinity. USGS indicates to news that the Indonesia earthquake today began sixty-eight miles north of Tobelo. The quake was one hundred forty-four miles form Ternate and one hundred forty-seven miles from Kota Ternate. Reps tell news that the quake was roughly two hundred miles east of Bitung and roughly five hundred mils from Koror Town, Palau.

http://news.lalate.com/2013/11/19/indonesia-earthquake-today-2013-6-3-strikes-near-tobelo/

Usually I will give you the earthquakes that are at least a 5.0 or greater but since Jesus said there will be many earthquakes and “great earthquake” I figured I would show you were some of the other quakes just hit.

· 2.8 22km SSW of Redoubt Volcano, Alaska 2013-11-19 09:34:02 UTC-08:00 100.0 km

· 2.7 17km WNW of Fishhook, Alaska 2013-11-19 09:27:53 UTC-08:00 11.7 km

· 5.9 62km WSW of Agrihan, Northern Mariana Islands 2013-11-19 09:00:44 UTC-08:00 519.8 km

· 5.8 79km SE of Yap, Micronesia 2013-11-19 07:16:48 UTC-08:00 10.0 km

· 4.0 40km E of Yakutat, Alaska 2013-11-19 06:44:21 UTC-08:00 10.0 km

· 4.6 210km E of Vostok, Russia 2013-11-19 06:18:25 UTC-08:00 238.5 km

· 4.8 Central East Pacific Rise 2013-11-19 06:13:48 UTC-08:00 10.0 km

· 4.6 56km W of Gerash, Iran 2013-11-19 05:31:39 UTC-08:00 27.4 km

· 3.1 94km SE of Larsen Bay, Alaska 2013-11-19 05:11:02 UTC-08:00 15.5 km

· 4.3 27km S of Nabire, Indonesia 2013-11-19 04:59:32 UTC-08:00 48.3 km

· 4.4 88km W of Abra Pampa, Argentina 2013-11-19 04:34:21 UTC-08:00 269.2 km

· 2.7 178km SE of Tok, Alaska 2013-11-19 02:51:05 UTC-08:00 13.3 km

· 2.7 45km NW of San Antonio, Puerto Rico 2013-11-19 02:35:30 UTC-08:00 11.0 km

· 4.7 Scotia Sea 2013-11-19 02:23:39 UTC-08:00 10.0 km

· 2.5 23km SW of Valdez, Alaska 2013-11-19 02:01:45 UTC-08:00 14.9 km

· 4.8 94km SE of Yap, Micronesia 2013-11-19 01:25:29 UTC-08:00 9.5 km

· 4.7 188km NNW of Visokoi Island, 2013-11-19 01:20:55 UTC-08:00 35.0 km

· 4.9 92km ESE of Bandar Bushehr, Iran 2013-11-19 01:06:29 UTC-08:00 44.0 km

· 2.6 39km SE of Princeton, Canada 2013-11-19 00:09:55 UTC-08:00 10.0 km

Prophecy Sign: “There is no faithfulness, no love, no acknowledgment of God in the land. There is only cursing, lying and murder, stealing and adultery; they break all bounds, and bloodshed follows bloodshed. Because of this the land mourns, and all who live in it waste away; the beasts of the field and the birds of the air and the fish of the sea are dying. [Hosea 4:1-3] 

As you know when ever I get the new report of either the birds, fish, or animals dying off in massive numbers I will post that information.  To be frank with you, the number of pages in my book is growing do to the number of reports relating to the prophecy above.  Below you will find the 3 latest reports.

November 18, 2013 – Tons of fish suddenly die in lake Maninjau, Indonesia. http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsindikasi.inilah.com%2Fread%2Fdetail%2F2048135%2Fenam-ton-ikan-mas-mati-mendadak-di-maninjau&act=url

November 19, 2013 – 4 Whales dead after 8 were stranded on a beach in New Caledonia. http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.france24.com%2Ffr%2F20131119-nouvelle-caledonie-huit-baleines-echouees-une-plage&act=url

November 19, 2013 – Massive Fish die off ‘a mystery’ in a lake in Chizhou, China. http://www.microsofttranslator.com/bv.aspx?from=&to=en&a=http%3a%2f%2fwww.shuichan.cc%2fnews_view-161838.html

Luke 21:25 ²⁵ And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring

If Jesus took the time to tell us to watch for the signs in the sun, the moon, and the stars, then by all means you should be on the watch for these signs.  For one thing these signs will appear at a time when we are seeing all the signs taking place in the same generation which we are!  What blows me away is even now we have a main stream news agency asking the question about these signs.  Look at the headline from Fox News. “Is the cosmos telling us the end is near?  Below I cite two sections of the report but you should read the entire report since the 4 blood moons are coming up shortly!

• Does God use the sun, moon, and stars to communicate with the faithful? For centuries believers have questioned if He uses the heavens to announce things to come for  humankind.
• Fox News Chief Religion Correspondent Lauren Green asked Cornerstone Church Pastor John Hagee about the significance of four blood moons and whether they are prophecy from God. Hagee explains this in his new book, “Four Blood Moons: Something Is About to Change.”  “He references three previous dates as examples of that. They include the expulsion of the Jews from Spain (1492), the years right after Israel was declared a nation-state (1949-50), and the Six-Day War (1967). “Each time it has gone from tragedy to triumph,” said Hagee.  Believers wonder if there is a way to predict whether the end will come after the next four blood moons in 2014-2015. According to Hagee, “there are a sequence of Prophetic events that the Bible says will happen but it does not give a when.”  http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/16/is-cosmos-telling-us-end-is-near/

If you want more information about these 4 moons please watch John Hagees’ video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAy_4vgua4s

Why should the report below be so important to you?  What is the big deal about the current peace talks coming to a close in April of 2014?   Well for one thing Passover will fall on the same time as when the 9 month peace talks are suppose to end.  The nine month period started in July of 2013 and will end during Passover which will one of the first of four blood moons!  Could this sign of the blood moon take place when the call for peace and safety goes bad and fulfills this prophecy: 1 Thessalonians 5:3³ For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.  We know war is coming and that war will no doubt be the Psalm 83 war.  Is there a chance that all these things might start during the blood moon?  I for one will stay on the watch and keep on guard and I pray you will as well.  Just something to think about. 

Headline: Palestinians committed to 9 months of peace talks

The Palestinians will stay in peace talks with Israel for the planned nine months despite their fierce opposition to Israel’s settlement building, the Palestinian president said Monday. The remarks by Mahmoud Abbas came at a news conference with visiting French President Francois Hollande, who urged Israel to halt settlement construction on lands the Palestinians seek for a future state.  http://apnews.myway.com/article/20131118/DAA5650O0.html

Here is a report that talks about when the peace talks will end. “The officials said that it would be better to wait until the end of the peace talks in April 2014 before applying for membership in the UN and other world bodies.” http://www.jpost.com/Diplomacy-and-Politics/Abbas-pleads-with-Erekat-to-stay-on-as-top-peace-negotiator-331972   All I can say is now is the time to get yourself ready to meet Jesus Christ.  What if this is the appointed time for all the rest of the unfulfilled prophecies to begin?  Will you be ready to meet the Lord or, will you be on of those who resemble the people who dug their finger nails into Noah’s ark  to try and save themselves when the Lord sent the flood to wipe out the unrighteous?

Luke 21:25 ²⁵ And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

Let us put two and two together.  If the end times will be seen with 4 blood moons and the moon has an effect on the tides does it stand to reason that we will be seeing the seas and waves roaring.  I can assure you that the storms we have already seen will be small compared to what will happen in the near future.

Headline: Sardinia hit by deadly Cyclone Cleopatra and floods

A number of people are reported missing after rivers burst their banks. Cars were swept away and bridges collapsed. The area around the north-eastern city of Olbia was worst-hit – in some places the water was up to 3m (10ft) deep.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24996292

I am truly a blessed man.  I am blessed knowing that my labor of love for Jesus Christ is being blessed by our Savior Jesus.  What a feeling it is to know that people are coming to Christ and, have a desire to know more about Jesus and the Bible because of my free gift to them.  I was told by Zablon Osoro who lives in Kenya that my shipment of books had arrived and he and others were already doing a study with the information.  I want to thank all of you who have been praying for this ministry and the work that is being done over seas via the free Bibles and my book which have been sent out for free.  Since I don’t ask anyone for funds I am amazed at what Jesus does in order to get the books in the hands of so many people in different nations.  May I share the email Zablon just sent me?  Please keep praying for me!

Dear Pr.Frank,

Glory be to God through Jesus in his love that made us to know each other for the purpose of his work, I’m glad to inform you that I have received the books safely which you mailed me and it is too restless for me to explain how joyful I am for the work of Christ you are doing to here in Kenya.So be blessed and may the Lord help you to do more. Below is the photo teaching my group of fellowship the doctrine and the few teachings I downloaded before the arrive of the books, and the other photo is as the way you told me. Now these books of Last Chronicles of Planet Earth have got wealth of teachings as have gone through the part of introduction and table of contents today, really the way I have seen it will help people here likewise to me and my family. I hope Gods spirit will lead us. Dear Frank I will distribute books as the way you told me.Remain blessed.

With much love

Zablon Osoro

Home study about Jesus Christ

American pop entertainment continues to focus on the basest carnal pleasures, including Miley Cyrus “twerking”, Justin Beiber’s meltdowns, etc. This Israeli video is about the power of prayer and its ability to redeem, heal, restore and protect. It was filmed in the streets of Jerusalem and at the Wailing Wall. I can guarantee you that you’ve never seen a music video like this one! 

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case dismissed!”

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
“Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays…”
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant.”
The lawyer said,” Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”
The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned…”

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!